Funny poems about a girl
The Armpit of Doom: Funny Poems for Kids by Kenn NesbittKids love Kenn Nesbitts hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids cant stop reading these poems.
The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.
Irrepressible, unpredictable, and raucously popular childrens poet Kenn Nesbitt was spawned in the same cracked petri dish as Jack Prelutsky, to whom he is the natural heir. A title guaranteed to generate No, wait, read this one! responses, The Armpit of Doom is more mayhem from one of the masters.
(J. Patrick Lewis, US Childrens Poet Laureate, author of Please Bury Me in the Library)
Kenn Nesbitt wrote a book of poems
A funny one I think.
And though its colored black and white
Watch it tickle you PINK!
(Douglas Florian, author and illustrator of Comets, Stars, the Moon, and Mars: Space Poems and Paintings)
Kenn Nesbitts brain is the clown car of childrens poetry. I dont know how they all fit in there, but they keep tumbling out, one after another, each one funnier than the one before it.
(Eric Ode, poet and songwriter. Author of When Youre a Pirate Dog and Other Pirate Poems)
I liked Armpit (the book) a lot. Armpits arent my favorite body part.
(Bruce Lansky, author of If Pigs Could Fly... And Other Deep Thoughts and My Dog Ate My Homework)
Despite the many warnings (Please Dont Read This Poem!) kids cannot escape the odorous allure of Nesbitts THE ARMPIT OF DOOM! No problem. They wont want to! Instead they will find Theres only one solution. Heres what youll have to do: Tell all your friends and family they shouldnt read it too!
(Charles Ghigna, AKA Father Goose, author of Score! 50 Poems to Motivate and Inspire)
What makes this collection most special are the contemporary details sprinkled throughout (the iPod, XBox, and Kindle, Red Bull, J.K. Rowling, scrunchies, computer woes). Kids will really love the clever nonsense in poems like On the Thirty-Third of Januaugust and Its Fun to Leave the Spaces Out. Teachers, beware: theirsentencesmightlooklikethisforafewdaysafterreadingthisbook!
(Janet Wong, author of You Have to Write)
Fans of Kenn Nesbitt will gobble up this new offering, which combines his infallible command of rhyme scheme with the hilarious--yet oddly contemplative--wisdom of a child pondering the world.
(Joyce Sidman, author of Swirl by Swirl: Spirals in Nature)
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Our selection of girl Poetry focuses on poems that are about girl and easy to comprehend. In addition to girl Poems of famous poets, there is a huge collection of other unique poems in our website. Here you will find List of poems with theme as girl and also funny poems. Click on the poem title below to browse through the girl Poems both from famous poets and those submitted in our site. You can search and find famous girl Poems using the ajax based search. Load More.
A selection of funny poems which you will find funny and will make you smile. These poems are full of humor whilst being short enough to remember! There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night. With a terrible fright. To find out his dream had come true!
Short funny love poems and poetry that pokes fun at relationships is a great way to laugh and smile. After all, life and love isn't meant to be taken seriously all the time. It's meant to enjoy, to have fun, to savor. Therefore, this original love poetry was created specifically with you and your Sweetheart in mind. So, share a laugh or two.
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Funny Love Poems with beautiful girl
Funny love poems are one of the best means of exploring the lighter side of love. In fact, we realised that the most successful soul-mates have one thing in common — they joke around a lot and stay cheerful in their relationship. That is what we all seek. If your woman has lovely curls, share this and wait for the reaction. Bonus: Send her this love poem when she is having a bad hair day, and she will be yours for life. Sponsored Search. Makes a wonderful poem if when you are head over heels in love with someone, and then you have a certain third wheel making an entry.
There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us. I've fallen in love- I don't know why I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.