Jokes about old mens balls

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John Prine and Iris DeMent - In Spite of Ourselves (Live From Sessions at West 54th)

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Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common? A: Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in. If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays? Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there.

The receptionist looks over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. The husband was almost asleep as his head hit his pillow, but his wife felt a little romantic and wanted to talk. Wearily, he reaches across and holds her hand for a few seconds, and then tries to get back to sleep. Mildly irritated, he turns over and gives her a peck on the cheek and again settles down for the night. The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down. A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested.

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.

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I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. Cut 'em up! We can play tennis later. Would you like a nice cold fish head?


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